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Barbress 

Used to describe a female barber. Some may think this description should fall under stylist. This, however, is not the case. A stylist charges $65 for a male haircut and usually super cool, super awesome dudes go to these places.

A barbress is a friendly gal who cuts your hair for $18, includes a shampoo and a head massage, as well as provides a very unpretentious aura. The barbress shop is an extremely laid back location where the all american boy next door can get a haircut without paying too much for a stylist or being yelled at by a barber.

A barbress is a true american who works hard for her tips, cuts a hell of a hair blade, and can always relate to her client. A barbress is not a stylist...she is a female barber...she is a barbress.
My barbress is awesome, she remembers my name and exactly how I like it cut every time. She is a fabulous barbress.
Barbress by BrosIcingBros July 6, 2010
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My barbress keeps me lookin' phresh.
barbress by krtle January 7, 2020
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Bartress 

Rah she's a fit Bartress
Bartress by The Hairy Bear April 9, 2016

barberesser 

A kick ass female that is both a hairdresser and barber.
Hey bro, you need to check out my barberesser! Her fades and line-ups are off the hook with the pantyhose barber!

Barbpression 

When a barb (Nicki Minaj Stan) falls into depression and forms pink lines upon the wrists of the victim.
Omg you fucking have barbpression pop off pussy slag.
Barbpression by Cj.Jinx January 7, 2022

barberess 

female barber; usually a hairdresser, and they talk alot
that kids dad is a barberess hahaha what a fagg
barberess by ursostupid May 19, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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