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bandwidth nazi 

A person in the IT department that doesn't allow anyone onto the network for any reason (whether good or bad). Spends weeks on end getting his proxy server up so he can feel like a real IT department is under his fingertips. Also know to have packet sniffing software running 24/7 on his network to identify potential "spies" or "HaxOr$".
Often times this power trip is due to the fact that he/she has a small business penis and needs to grow into their role.
"We had some guests coming to our office and i had to tell them that our network was down for the day so they wouldn't ask to use our network to check email. Thanks Bandwith Nazi!"

"We had to hire some new employees and give the IT guy a day off. We needed to get them on the network and knew the bandwidth nazi would come full force with his bullshit blitzkrieg."
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bandwidth nazi 

1) The guy in IT who is in charge of the Internet content filter at work - making your life hell because you can't surf for anything cool.

2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.
1) All I want to do is check my fucking gmail and the bandwidth nazi has the site blocked!

2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?
bandwidth nazi by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026