The Biggest sell-out in the skate boarding industry. Steals ideas and logos from bands. Stars in a scripted show, where he pays his parents to act suprised while he does unnecessary actions. Spokes person for deodorant (with powerstripe). Eats shit, and rides on the name of his brothers band (CKY), and flaunts the logo for HIM.
All the little wiener kids at skateparks who stand at the bottom of ramps, wear pink Bam shirts. I hate that guy. His moles make me want to puke. I hope he cuts his own dick off when he falls on his giant gay belt buckle. I blame him for the fall of skate boarding.
by Dickie Roberts August 2, 2005
there is only one definition for bam margera, and that is, a bleeding douche-bag, flaming butt-pirate, cum guzzling dick muffin.....yes, dick muffin. he is the single biggest sell-out in skatboarding history. he is a gaint leech that sucks the talent off other famous people's balls..... why the F*** is he famous!?
bam margera dose'nt do shit on jack-ass, and any other show he's been on is completely scripted...douche.
by the gentlemen thief November 10, 2009
queer. faggot. assrammer. cocksucker. fudgepacker. tool. dick smoker. queen. homo. asspounder. asspoke. muttondagger. shit stabber. knob jockey.
Jackass 2. The only stunts performed by Bam are gettin a cock branded to his ass, takin a gold dildo to his ass (his own idea), and a couple of other things nobody cares about. Also in Jackass he is the one that volunteer's plunge Steve-O's ass after the "butt chug", he says hes gonna french kiss knoxville if he goes through with "the riot bomb", he puts his ass in Aaron's face after "the big tire race" and he's the only guy that cries in the whole movie and he does it twice (after "riot bomb" and when they surprise him with the cobra after "the wind tunnel".) all in all what im really trying to say is that there is NO way that Bam Margera is straight.
by aarondix January 6, 2007
Minging ass lover who loves to brag about how much money he has, even though his dumb ass is going to burn through it all within 5 years.
Has a whore social climbing piece of ass named jenrrivell.
Has a whore social climbing piece of ass named jenrrivell.
by Shine May 7, 2004
An unemployed, uneducated, 27 year old, borderline homosexual high school dropout, that gets paid "MTV's bitch", and lives with his parents. Most people over the age of 16 consider this guy a loser or anyone in the same predicament because of this.
Me: Yo, I went to the Wal-Mart in Kennett Square yesterday and I thought I saw Bam Margera working there.
Friend: Dude, are you kidding? Some douchebage at MTV is still paying that loser to break shit and live with his parents.
Me: Oh YEAH ...HA HA HA. It must have been some other 30 year old hairy fat goon!
Friend: Dude, are you kidding? Some douchebage at MTV is still paying that loser to break shit and live with his parents.
Me: Oh YEAH ...HA HA HA. It must have been some other 30 year old hairy fat goon!
by Jurek Dzokolski January 12, 2008
An ok skateboarder that makes all his money off his Tv show instead of skateboarding. Funny show but too many people overrate him.
Bam margera is a sellout.
by the fonz January 29, 2005
poser who used to be cool. then he sold out completely, and turned into a posterchild for MTV and the 90$ trucker hat industry
Bam Margera is fake.
by Jefferson Smith February 12, 2005