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Very annoying, white trash, bad smelling and extremely rude.
Josh: "There's some really cool kids at my school, but then theres the baldasu kids."

CJ: "gotta hate baldasu kids huh?"

Josh: "Yeah their so baldasu."

CJ: "Yeah"

Josh: "I hate how baldasu they are."

CJ: "Yeah so baldasu."
baldasu by junobleeker February 4, 2014
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Baldastic 

Bald people who are fantastic
He is so baldastic!
Baldastic by Sparkling_Sevyl April 24, 2022

Balasubramaniam 

A sexy Indian guy named after the young Hindu god Murugan. Preferring to go by Bala, he is often asked to spell his name by Americans who have never heard of the name Bala, yet alone Balasubramaniam.
Balasubramaniams are usually computer programmers who wear glasses. They are often kind to animals and usually don't eat (very much) meat. If you are really lucky you will meet one who is extremely hot and enjoys doing pull-ups in his apartment without his shirt on.
It took me a while to figure out how to correctly pronounce Balasubramaniam.

Baldastic 

Bald people who are fantastic
He is so baldastic!
Baldastic by Sparkling_Sevyl April 24, 2022

Balasubramaniyan 

King of his destiny
Works for his own purpose
Height 5"00
Works in Chennai information technology, India
Balasubramaniyan is cute
Balasubramaniyan by Balasubramaniyan November 23, 2021

baldassare 

Lizzy's daddy/the coolest person ever/Julie's hero
Meghan: Oh Baldassare, fo shizzle my nizzle
Baldassare: I am more flyer than you fo sho
baldassare by L!ZZY March 12, 2009

baldascini 

a person who likes to have sex with young black males, but mainly enjoys receiving not giving the hard core anal butt pleasure
1.man i totally was a baldascini last night that little kid will never be the same.

2.daddy i want to be a baldasini when i grow up.
baldascini by slut bucket November 23, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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