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Baldastic 

Bald people who are fantastic
He is so baldastic!
Baldastic by Sparkling_Sevyl April 24, 2022

Balasubramaniam 

A sexy Indian guy named after the young Hindu god Murugan. Preferring to go by Bala, he is often asked to spell his name by Americans who have never heard of the name Bala, yet alone Balasubramaniam.
Balasubramaniams are usually computer programmers who wear glasses. They are often kind to animals and usually don't eat (very much) meat. If you are really lucky you will meet one who is extremely hot and enjoys doing pull-ups in his apartment without his shirt on.
It took me a while to figure out how to correctly pronounce Balasubramaniam.

Baldastic 

Bald people who are fantastic
He is so baldastic!
Baldastic by Sparkling_Sevyl April 24, 2022

Balasubramaniyan 

King of his destiny
Works for his own purpose
Height 5"00
Works in Chennai information technology, India
Balasubramaniyan is cute
Balasubramaniyan by Balasubramaniyan November 23, 2021

baldassare 

Lizzy's daddy/the coolest person ever/Julie's hero
Meghan: Oh Baldassare, fo shizzle my nizzle
Baldassare: I am more flyer than you fo sho
baldassare by L!ZZY March 12, 2009

baldascini 

a person who likes to have sex with young black males, but mainly enjoys receiving not giving the hard core anal butt pleasure
1.man i totally was a baldascini last night that little kid will never be the same.

2.daddy i want to be a baldasini when i grow up.
baldascini by slut bucket November 23, 2006
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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