bake and wake

This is when you take an edible (marijuana infused baked good) right before a nap. When you wake up you will be stoned.

Bake and wake, it's what real dreams are made of.

by Big Country SD September 16, 2011

bake and wake

having your significant other plug your nose and give you a shotgun hit while sleeping. For some reason while sleeping it goes really deep in your lungs and you are high upon startling awake.

Can also be done with bong if you dont want to touch mouths. Just fill the chamber, plug their nose, and blow it into their mouth through the choke (not as effective)

Guy: *coughing* hot damn thanks for the bake and wake, lets wake and bake now!
Girl: but first lets have sex!
Guy: this is the best morning ever..

by samuelLjackson July 16, 2008

bake and wake

When you smoke cannabis right before you attend a a funeral/wake. Often seemed as disrespectful to the one who has passed, only because they failed to be in the cyph.

My dad just died. Lets get high and go to the funeral tomorrow hence the bake and wake you stupid bitch

by Tumbo aka J Blunts September 14, 2009

Wake and bake and bake

When you wake and bake (smoke weed soon after waking up) and then cook up some breakfast or “bake” again (it doesn’t have to be actual baking).

Yo, I got some good weed and pancake mix, wanna wake and bake and bake tomorrow morning?

by mr richard August 13, 2019

Wake-and-Bake

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.

"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"

by Faulkling September 8, 2008

wake and bake rape

When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up

Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot

Past tense: Woke and boke raped

"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"

by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009

wake and bake

Wake and bake is when you wake up after sleeping and immediately smoke marijuana. It immediately makes one feel an incredible high. Also know as......

"Whats a wake and bake?" said the freshman to the senior......." That's when I arise with red eyes...turn n burn, pillow and billow, roust and roast, resin toast, raise n toast, oj and roll a j, puffin muffin, pancake n bake, BIG BOWL A RAISIN BRAIN BIG BOWL O RESIN MAAAN!, BISQUICK AND QUICK HIT THIS SHIT, scope n dope, listerine and mr green, mach 3 turbo and pack thee herbo, armor n hammer baking soda and peroxide whitening toothpaste and SMOKE SOME WEED! Arise my sticky green villagers. Big meeting at the firepit, be brave my villagers! Some wont make it back...for today nugs will die, but for we as a village, the hour of weed is up on us, for today we PACK THE CHRON AT THE CRACK OF DAWN!"

by GhOsT DoGg 79 March 24, 2010