Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

A bag of rubber bands

when a man brings a bag of rubber bands or silly bands with him on a date with a girl.

me, you, and a bag of rubber bands. sound like a date?

by tristan/joey February 9, 2023

sensory bag

squishy shit in a bag..

(adj.) (noun.)

"THAT FUCKING SENSORY BAG LOOKIN ASS BITCH."

by scircle June 5, 2018

Slee Bag

A worthless piece of shit.

Gerald is called Terry a "Slee Bag" for not picking up the trash of the ground.

by JoraJora43 April 26, 2019

Bad bag day

Those days when your handbag is so messy that you are scared someone you don't know will accidentlily notice and think that you are a total mess.

God, I hope I am not in a car accident today. I have such a bad bag day

by E.Fjortoft June 20, 2007

Bag the Baglan

Refers to a girl who is bangable but you would have to put a bag over her head to semi-enjoy it

I was dying to hook up with this hot girl the other night, but she left the bar early so I had to bag the baglan instead. Tuffffff

by BDeee August 1, 2011

Putting the Banana in the Bag

Taking action that advances a situation, or pushes something or someone forward.

Putting an unripe banana into a paper bag makes the banana ripen faster.

Conversely, messing up or taking a step backwards from a goal would be taking the banana out of the bag.

"Will just bought that girl a drink and took her to the dance floor. He's really putting the banana in the bag tonight."

"You're gonna skip the gym again tonight Berkelee? Really taking the banana out of the bag smh"

"This banana is green. I'm going to put the banana in the bag so I can eat it with breakfast tomorrow"

by MisterHaku April 9, 2018