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Bad Decisions 

Making bad decisions everyday is a lifestyle. Make the bad decisions but dont let them make you. Always try to do da bad tings with da bad people. Anyone that isnt doing bad things has to be SUCKED IN.
Pitbull: yo make some bad decisions
Bad decisioner 1: ok im gonna go get bombed and i aint coming home tonight.
Bad decisioner 2: i just chopped down a tree
Bad decisioner 3: my birth was a bad decision. Im good fam
Bad Decisions by Joooeejoee August 15, 2019

Bad Decision 

A drink that is and leads to bad decisions. It's Red Bull and Tequila

Bad Decision Express 

Riding the Bad Decision Express, or B.D.E. as it is sometimes called, involves making any sort of inappropriate, lewd, or generally abysmal decision that results in a temporary to prolonged state of personal unhappiness followed by an increase in one's friends' amusement.
Nathan rode the Bad Decision Express last night all the way to Strugglesville- he got drunk, had sex with an ugly chick, and then threw up on himself while trying to sneak out. Utterly hilarious!

Bad Decision 

A Mixed Drink
-Stadium Cup

Fill the cup half way with ICE

2 shots Cruzin Pinapple Rum
1 shot Canadian Wiskey
1 shot Peach Schnapps
1 shot Lime Juice
fill with green Hawaiin Punch

Enjoy... And make some bad decisions!!
My friend drank bad decisons.. hooked up with a whale, and made a bad decision!!
Bad Decision by NaLLa8705 March 27, 2009

bad decision 

A "bad decision" is when one is under the influence of alcohol and does something really fucking stupid.
Karen says she made many "bad decisions" while under the influence.
bad decision by smart ass rose March 3, 2010

bad decision 

The recipient of drunken sex, specifically sex that gets the giver in trouble.
Guy #1: "Dude.. I was totally a bad decision last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah? I bet she looked mortified afterwards."
Guy #1: "Nah, dude. I'm the best bad decision she'll ever make."
bad decision by Lexicon101 June 26, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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