Bacon Beacon

The car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.

Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?

Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon

by Lpowell13 November 7, 2013

bacon beacon

a police siren, namely, the lights of the police siren.

"omg dude you better slow down, there's a bacon beacon behind you!"

by amy [theblush] February 25, 2008

bacon beacon

that one poor guy in your school who all the fat and ugly chicks get crushes on, and is too nice of a guy to say no to a date with any of them

Jack: poor dave man. hes going on a date with kelly tonite.
Jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon

by skitches101007 February 4, 2007

Iggy Bacon Bacon

A weird add-on to make a sentence more awkward, especially if you are talking to someone you make uncomfortable

Happy Valentine's Day... Iggy Bacon Bacon... Happy Valentine's Day...

by Awwzii February 26, 2020

Bacon Bacon

To masturbate with bacon then eat it after.

I cant believe she just did a bacon bacon!!

by Dotsamin January 12, 2009

Bacon on Bacon

The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.

Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.

"Honey do you need me to pick you up anything from the store?"

"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"

"what's bacon on bacon?"

"you'll see..."

by Umberto Baggio September 21, 2012

Bacon wrapped bacon

The best with the best

I love bacon wrapped bacon

by Annabananaisthebest January 17, 2021