backwax

Back roads, to go on the b roads

The motorways packed, well go down the backwax instead

backwax by spork154 August 20, 2015

Arabian Backwax

This is when you are fucking a girl with a hairy back. You must ejaculate on her back and let the cum harden. Once it hardens you pull the hair off her back in one big sheet. The cum will act as an adhesive. You then make this hairy sheet into a turban and get the girl to wear it while she sucks your dick.

Girl: My back is so hairy!

Guy: I can fix that, ill show you a personal trick

Girl: What is it?

Guy: An Arabian Backwax!

Arabian Backwax by KG Kaoticbonez February 25, 2011

backwards alphabet 

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!

People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

backwards alphabet by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Lana Backwards 

Just don’t. If u make this joke ur a little shit who is making someone feel bad for something they can’t change. Don’t be a twat leave it!

Hahahaha Lana backwards! So funny! Ur never gonna live this down.

Lana Backwards by Don’t even know mate April 14, 2020

backwards mechanic 

An inconspicuous way to call a male "gay"

Hey Mildred! I think our man Jebus over there is a backwards mechanic.

backwards mechanic by "El Geman Chocolate" April 20, 2017

Lana Backwards 

Listen here, you twelve year old. Just because you found some "clever" thing over the internet doesn't mean you have to type it in. And if you found this without typing it in I apologize that you had to see such cringe.

Lana Backwards: A retarded joke used by children of the internet.

Billy The Minecraft Kid: Lel hey what's Lana Backwards?

Mature Man: *sigh*

Lana Backwards by WalkingUrbanDictionary#1 May 26, 2018

Backwards dragon 

Spray an entire bottle of lighter fluid in your asshole and shart onto a lit candle.

My mother was angry at me for not doing the dishes so she gave me a backwards dragon to the face.

Backwards dragon by Heather Timm February 10, 2021