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Back roads, to go on the b roads
The motorways packed, well go down the backwax instead
backwax by spork154 August 20, 2015
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Arabian Backwax

This is when you are fucking a girl with a hairy back. You must ejaculate on her back and let the cum harden. Once it hardens you pull the hair off her back in one big sheet. The cum will act as an adhesive. You then make this hairy sheet into a turban and get the girl to wear it while she sucks your dick.
Girl: My back is so hairy!

Guy: I can fix that, ill show you a personal trick

Girl: What is it?

Guy: An Arabian Backwax!
Arabian Backwax by KG Kaoticbonez February 25, 2011

backwards alphabet 

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!
People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

Lana Backwards 

Just don’t. If u make this joke ur a little shit who is making someone feel bad for something they can’t change. Don’t be a twat leave it!
Hahahaha Lana backwards! So funny! Ur never gonna live this down.

backwards mechanic 

An inconspicuous way to call a male "gay"
Hey Mildred! I think our man Jebus over there is a backwards mechanic.

Lana Backwards 

Listen here, you twelve year old. Just because you found some "clever" thing over the internet doesn't mean you have to type it in. And if you found this without typing it in I apologize that you had to see such cringe.

Lana Backwards: A retarded joke used by children of the internet.
Billy The Minecraft Kid: Lel hey what's Lana Backwards?

Mature Man: *sigh*

Backwards dragon 

Spray an entire bottle of lighter fluid in your asshole and shart onto a lit candle.
My mother was angry at me for not doing the dishes so she gave me a backwards dragon to the face.
Backwards dragon by Heather Timm February 10, 2021
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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