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It's a handshake, but actually it's not with hands: it's with your own cock.

It is done in 3 steps:
- You start by gently rubbing each others uretra hole
-After you can feel each others urge to pee, you fondle your own balls with a rusty nail
- Then, you join your dick with your friends dick

It will bond you for life and will connect your spirit with God's soul.
Alex: Hey, have you heard the news?
Connie: What?
Alex: Rich did a bacalhau with Oliver and now he feels suddenly enlightened by God's knowledge.
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by mijinhas1234 May 29, 2018
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