babystrap 

1. To fabricate a reason for something that can not be identified.

2. To wholeheartedly convince someone that a given false statement is true.

1. "Dude, what's this thing I found in your car?"
"Oh, that? That's the babystrap."

2. "I can't believe I fell for that lame explanation. I've been thoroughly babystrapped."

babystrap by kspam January 11, 2009

Babystalking 

When you follow someone with your baby, trying to get him to notice your baby and play with it.

Joe is trying to get people to play with his baby so he babystalking them.

Babystalking by JoePassive April 26, 2019

backstrap 

billin a zoot/splif /j wateva u wanna call it with only one layer of paper around

i jus bunn the pengest backstrap

backstrap by horny af rn October 15, 2018

babytripper

One who supervises a tripped-out colleague in order to prevent severe damage to either the aforementioned colleague or the immediate area around said colleague

Dude, it'll be fine. I've got a babytripper with me.

babytripper by loopy mctrip August 10, 2009

Babystain

1. When a pregnant woman lies on her back, and someone stomps on her pregnant stomach. The resulting stain left on the wall from the fetus splattering is known as a babystain.

2. The semen stain on a woman's blouse after giving head to a man.

"Yeah, she said she didn't want the baby, but it was too late to get an abortion, so I turned that fetus into a babystain."

"Did you see that babystain on Cindy's blouse? She's such a whore."

Babystain by Urghat May 1, 2010

Babysteps

When someone takes steps much shorter than the full stride of a normal human being.

Ray's pants were falling down so he had to perform babysteps to keep them up temporarily.

Babysteps by Jtoll October 13, 2009

ballstrap 

A ballstrap is code for a secret computer server placed in a datacenter on the network but without management being aware of it It usually serves as an MP3/Porn/Movie/Bittorrent repository.

The term was coined by disgruntled sysadmins in 1996 when the Subaru Motor Corporation released the "Subaru Ballstrap: The worlds first Sport Utility Strapon" but it has evolved to have multiple definitions depending on context in Information Technology, especially among the Linux Administrator community in Dallas and Fort Worth, Texas.

hey dude, could you reboot my ballstrap on the downlow? I upgraded the kernel and I can't SSH in to get to my porn and music stash. Try not to let Bill Lumburg see you do it - I owe you one man.

ballstrap by Shane8179 February 22, 2008