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an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.

When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"

when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.

when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.

on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
by zlopping queen February 16, 2010
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an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.

When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"

when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.

when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.

on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
by zlopping queen February 16, 2010
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an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.

When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"

when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.

when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.

on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
by zlopping queen February 16, 2010
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an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.

When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"

when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.

when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.

on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
by zlopping queen February 16, 2010
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an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.

When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"

when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.

when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.

on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
by zlopping queen February 16, 2010
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an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.

When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"

when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.

when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.

on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
by zlopping queen February 16, 2010
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