baby punch

When you are running through the mall and you punch a baby in a stroller whithout breaking your stride. This is allways a good time. You havn't lived til you've been baby punching.

'This show sucks, I'm going baby punching'.

by Big-Bad-Gob September 3, 2006

Baby Punching

Hearing a song so kick-ass that it makes you wanna beat people up, especially babies.

"Oh did you hear that dragonforce song?. Its so fucking baby punching!

by Jackkkkkks December 14, 2006

Baby Punching

When a guy with a huge wiener fucks a pregnant chick and repeatedly punches the baby with his penis.

"I had a miscarraige hunny, Mike: OMG what happened babe? It was because it was beat to death, doctor said it was most likely caused by baby punching."

by Matt and Whitey June 16, 2008

baby punch

to punch a bitch in the baby maker

that bitch was pissing me off so i baby punched her

by blow yourself November 14, 2007

Punch Babies

Punnting infants in a rage to make yourself feel better

Im going to go punch babies to get my anger out.

by Tiat May 22, 2008

Punching babies

A code word used to describe going out drinking and partying. Said in jest, because of how goody-goody's view said persons drinking alcohol - as if it is so terrible they must be "punching babies".

"Punching babies is so fun! Can you hand me another beer?"

"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"

by Kaaaaaren December 19, 2008

Punching Babies

The act of repeatedly fisting a pregnant lady.

Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...

by Snowball the Ginger Hater July 4, 2011