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baby mo cakes 

the most divine experience ever. A extremely large Tahitian momma who is divine in every way.

One who constantly says FTP and is constantly eating charlottes chocolate.

has an absolutely fanastic pair of breasts, and whos body is a sex temple.

Sophie: What do you think of my temple? FTP
Mark: It is divine, baby mo cakes. I want to eat you out!
Sophie: FTP fo sho!

i ate out bby mo cakes last night, there was enough leftovers to make momo sammies for a week....GREAT FOR THE KIDDIES LUNCHBOXES!
baby mo cakes by Momofosho August 3, 2007

Baby Mochi 

literally
the …
cutest …
chubby

cheeked …
person …
in …
the …
entire …
world
aka …
park …
jimin !!!
james corden: i’ve heard you guys have nicknames given by your fans what are they? jimin i’ve heard your is mochi

bts: *screams*

james corden: i love a good mochi!!
jimin: you papa mochi!!
james corden: you baby mochi!!
*high fives* james corden: IM SO PROUD OF YOU BABY MOCHI!!!!
Baby Mochi by wifey mochi May 15, 2021

Baby Moses

When one poops in a toilet that is already full of toilet paper. The formation resembles the baby Moses floating down the Nile in his basket of reeds.
Brian made a Baby Moses when he took a dump, wiped himself, and then sat down to poop again.
Baby Moses by cg115 March 10, 2011

baby momma

the mother of a man's child when the parents are not married
baby momma by Ac February 2, 2004

Baby monitor

Originated on Call of duty mw2 referring to the heart beat sensor but has moved to black ops as well referring to Motion sensors. It is a phrase meant to demean the person using the motion sensor
What a punk cant win without camping with a baby monitor!

That fool has no skill all he can do to win is use a stupid baby monitor and camp by it.
Baby monitor by DayLeeOwn May 4, 2011

Drown Baby Moses

Expression:

In the vain of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, this obscure pop-culture ejaculation finds its origin in the now notorious NES platformer Bible Adventures. A quirk of the game's mechanics enabled the player, otherwise entrusted with the safe conveyance of the baby Moses across the Nile, to commit a most heinous act of infanticide by tossing the little fellow in the drink. The player would then be admonished at the conclusion of the mission that he or she had "forgotten baby Moses" - no doubt to the delight of the thousands of disgruntled children inclined to such acts of violence by being forced to play Bible Adventures instead of a real video game.

As an expression, its variety in use is exceeded only by its capacity to offend. Generally, however, "Drown Baby Moses" is employed referentially in comparisons with gaffes of a similar nature; in disputes over which video game gaffe is the worst, it is often invoked as a trump card.
"You think THAT'S bad? Well, I have three words for you my friend: Drown Baby Moses."