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baby mo cakes 

the most divine experience ever. A extremely large Tahitian momma who is divine in every way.

One who constantly says FTP and is constantly eating charlottes chocolate.

has an absolutely fanastic pair of breasts, and whos body is a sex temple.
Sophie: What do you think of my temple? FTP
Mark: It is divine, baby mo cakes. I want to eat you out!
Sophie: FTP fo sho!

i ate out bby mo cakes last night, there was enough leftovers to make momo sammies for a week....GREAT FOR THE KIDDIES LUNCHBOXES!
baby mo cakes by Momofosho August 3, 2007

Baby Mochi 

literally …
the …
cutest …
chubby …

cheeked …
person …
in …
the …
entire …
world …
aka …
park …
jimin !!!
james corden: i’ve heard you guys have nicknames given by your fans what are they? jimin i’ve heard your is mochi

bts: *screams*

james corden: i love a good mochi!!
jimin: you papa mochi!!
james corden: you baby mochi!!
*high fives* james corden: IM SO PROUD OF YOU BABY MOCHI!!!!
Baby Mochi by wifey mochi May 15, 2021

Baby Moses

When one poops in a toilet that is already full of toilet paper. The formation resembles the baby Moses floating down the Nile in his basket of reeds.
Brian made a Baby Moses when he took a dump, wiped himself, and then sat down to poop again.
Baby Moses by cg115 March 10, 2011

baby momma

the mother of a man's child when the parents are not married
baby momma by Ac February 2, 2004

Baby monitor

Originated on Call of duty mw2 referring to the heart beat sensor but has moved to black ops as well referring to Motion sensors. It is a phrase meant to demean the person using the motion sensor
What a punk cant win without camping with a baby monitor!

That fool has no skill all he can do to win is use a stupid baby monitor and camp by it.
Baby monitor by DayLeeOwn May 4, 2011

Drown Baby Moses

Expression:

In the vain of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, this obscure pop-culture ejaculation finds its origin in the now notorious NES platformer Bible Adventures. A quirk of the game's mechanics enabled the player, otherwise entrusted with the safe conveyance of the baby Moses across the Nile, to commit a most heinous act of infanticide by tossing the little fellow in the drink. The player would then be admonished at the conclusion of the mission that he or she had "forgotten baby Moses" - no doubt to the delight of the thousands of disgruntled children inclined to such acts of violence by being forced to play Bible Adventures instead of a real video game.

As an expression, its variety in use is exceeded only by its capacity to offend. Generally, however, "Drown Baby Moses" is employed referentially in comparisons with gaffes of a similar nature; in disputes over which video game gaffe is the worst, it is often invoked as a trump card.
"You think THAT'S bad? Well, I have three words for you my friend: Drown Baby Moses."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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