bandaid baby

When a marriage isnt working out the parents decide to have a baby to try to fix the problems

Bob and Jane are having a bandaid baby because they think it will solve their marriage issues

by funkyskip April 26, 2009

Big Baby's Boo Boo Bandaid

Mipha's Grace from Zelda Botw :)

Gosh dang it! I used my Big Baby's Boo Boo Bandaid fighting a friggin red hinox! A RED HINOX!

by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020

band-aid baby

A baby that is conceived during a rocky period in a marriage, when it is hoped that a baby will (even temporarily) bring the couple back together. Usually the wife plans this baby behind her husband's back and pretends to be surprised.

Lisa: I thought Rick & Joan were heading towards divorce?

Brenda: Yeah, but then Joan announced her pregnancy.

Lisa: Ooh, band-aid baby. She is too meticulous to "forget" to take her birth control.

by Deerdles March 7, 2008