b0rkt

broken, in a state of disrepair, non-functional. Usually refers to computer or electronic equipment. See b0rked borked fukt

"Yes, Tom, a laptop that smokes and causes your eyes to water is definitely b0rkt."

by ankorbj October 10, 2005

Birkti

A woman that is basically a Goddess tough, ambitious,who knows what she wants and a woman who makes sure that she gets it. She is fierce, a diva and crazy. She is also nice, kind and such a sweetheart.

Dude, get you a birkti.

All I wanna be is birkti and make my mom proud.

by Dr. Bang March 14, 2017

b0rk

Noun, meaning something which is broken, buggered or generally not fully functional. Probably derived from a typo of "broken" or "broked"

"My graphics card is totally b0rked"

by Necrotic April 14, 2003

barktard

A dog who barks relentlessly.

Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

b0rked

L337 version of "broke" or "broken", usually pertaining to computers or computer programs. Something that is deemed b0rked is usually messed up beyond repair or recall.

My Microsoft server is b0rked: whenever I turn it on it starts smoking.

I would like to havening not read b0rked tickets. From "Chronicles of George"

by Anna August 17, 2003

pneumatic barktoys

A nickname for annoying small, yapping dogs who never seems to run out of air, energy or sound.

Those wild and crazy pneumatic barktoys densely populate our entire otherwise wonderful seaside town, wall to wall; everybody seems to have ‘em!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

berktern

One who currently is, or has been, a summer intern at the Berkman Center at Harvard University.

The Fellows were pretty mad when they found out the Berkterns had eaten all of their cookies.

by The Bushiest Bill June 4, 2009