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A girl who has a very scary bitch face but is actually a sweetheart.
"Omg I think why is that girl glaring at me?"
"Oh, don't worry. She's just an Avneesh. She doesn't hate you."
Avneesh by Itidaamrahs July 8, 2020
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A person who is too silent and ominous. It can also mean they’re too scary and silent, very cold.
Dude he’s so avneesh, damn she’s like an avneesh
The one who knows it all. Their silence is horrifying because it usually means that theyre about to destroy you. They are the true masterminds, always thinking, planning, looking at everything which may happen. They know everything yet they follow "ignorance is bliss". Theyre pure fear objectified. Some Avneeshs are even more dangerous because they act as something else, and they are something else entirely. Their thought and their speech could be opposite if they wish to. They can manipulate anyone however they want.
Is that an Avneesh? so scary.
Avneesh by ?!?!????! January 19, 2024
Aneesha is a very pretty girl, both inside out. She is very hardworking and disciplined. She is very smart. Also very funnnny. She is a box of energy, will make everything and everyone around her cheerful. Hard to open up. You are lucky if she loves you. You will be lucky to have her in your life.
Aneesha is my friend.
Aneesha by Laosbwnmabsb November 23, 2021
An amazing person with wonderful energy and cares a lot for others, especially her siblings, and she's definitely out of your league, so don't even try, losers.
"Aneesha's sister will beat you up if you go anywhere near her, so STAY AWAY"
aneesha by buttfaceuwu July 28, 2021
Aneesh is an Indian guy who has one of a thousand names of Vishnu. Aneesh loves making friends and hanging out. He is typically very active during the day and loves getting attention. He usually makes the right choices but not always. Aneesh will usually fight to protect someone else's life when they're in great danger. When he finds the person he loves, he will do anything to get that person's attention without hesitation.
I see an Aneesh
Aneesh by TBH1 March 1, 2022
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