1)A directive statement used in response to anyone's repugnant attitudes and behaviors which usually gets them to leave your presence while conveying how angry they've made you
2)Alternative phrasing/terminology for "fuck yourself"
2)Alternative phrasing/terminology for "fuck yourself"
Them: one day, you'll wake up and realize how little & unimportant you are without me.
Me: Autoeroticize, you entitled leech!
Me: Autoeroticize, you entitled leech!
by Pryzmus October 15, 2019
verb
A sexual act practiced by University of Chicago undergraduates involving audibly reassuring oneself of one's prowess with the opposite sex while masturbating. Practitioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. Performed alone.
A sexual act practiced by University of Chicago undergraduates involving audibly reassuring oneself of one's prowess with the opposite sex while masturbating. Practitioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. Performed alone.
by oxford english dzchonary July 25, 2012
Caine started jerking off, then put the bolito around his own neck just before he was about to get off to see if it would be more intense, and ended up losing part of the hand he jerked off with trying to keep the wire from slicing his carotid artery and jugular vein, along with his head eventually, before the bolito stopped. It might have been a different kind of intense experience for him. He was the first person to ever try the autoerotic bolito, and was actually successful in the sense that the bolito did what it was supposed to do.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021