A beautiful dialect originally brought to the UK by Australian immigrants. The dialect contains a pinch of Australian, British, and a hint of Cockney. Much of Austrishny's heritage and cultural evidence has been lost due to a terrible forest fire that wiped out the colony of immigrants in the UK centuries ago. Today there are only 2 known individuals who speak the beautiful native tongue, Jesse Michels and Stephanie Hansen. They were able to revive the angelic dialect and speak fluently in Austrishny in efforts to respect and honor the lost culture of the Austrishny.
An Austist is a person on the political left who is neurologically incapable of civil discourse, and who screeches autistically in response to scientific consensus, professional opinion, differing world view, etc.
“Melissa and Ryan think that vaccines cause Autism, that GMOs are evil, and that crystals have healing powers. They are also raising their children genderless. No, they are not scientists; they are Austists. Don't laugh when they screech. Austism is no laughing matter.”