Attack helicopter

When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.

"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"

by TiP February 25, 2016

Attack helicopter

Attack helicopter is a gender you use when you're not funny and you dont understand what gender is.

Bigot 1: i IdEnTiFy As A AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxddxdxd you may laugh now, i said funni please i need internet points to reasure that im funny, that trans people bad, two genders xdxdxd, guys please give gold i need it

Bigot 2: OMG so funni xdxdxdxdxdxd, gilded

Normal person: One Joke...

by linkdeadjr March 8, 2020

Attack Helicopter

An unfunny joke used mainly by transphobes and right wing losers

Conservative: I identify as an attack helicopter
Normal person: I identify as not funny

by I will destroy your fragility December 21, 2019

Attack Helicopter

Attack Helicopter is a joke used to invalidate genderfluid, poly gender, and mainly non binary identities. Normally used by people who's brains are too small to understand the pretty simple terms use by genderfluid, poly gender, and non binary people to express their gender. This joke is looked down upon by most people who have enough brain cells to see how it affects people who are targeted by this joke, especially the LGBTQIA++ community. It is not anything besides a joke used by idiots to hide their lack of basic knowledge.

" I came out to Jeremy as agender yesterday, and he said he identified as an attack helicopter, obviously not understanding."

by manyheartsbroken October 17, 2020

Attack helicopter

When you put your dick in that wet puss puss and spin around like helicopter blades

“Oh my god attack helicopter me Harry” said Kadie

by BrickWall74 July 21, 2019

Attack/helicopter

Just like nor/mal pronouns, these are usually used by people with a very small pp, most of the times these people are closeted gays as well, but not always

Jimmy: I heard that Bob goes by attack/helicopter pronouns, that means he has a small pp!

by I_speak March 31, 2021

Attack helicopter

People who identify as a attack helicopter.

These people are misogynists, have diaper kinks, think about getting vored all the time, and call children lolis

Guy 1: “I identify as a attack helicopter 😂😂😂”

Guy 2: “ew get away you weirdo”

Guy 1: “huh? Why?”

Guy 2: “because you have a diaper kink you nasty ass bitch.”

by Prank ‘em John May 18, 2021