Asterisk

Asterisk is a hispanic slang for asshole, which is quite fun to use depending on the situation or moment it's being spoken.
You can tell about so since our assholes actually really look like an asterisk... yeah.

For instance:

Damon: Man, do you really like small ones?
Rob: Yes.
Damon: Oh great, i know this girl and i'll introd---
Rob: Because the big ones break my asterisk.
Damon: Oh for f*cks sake Rob.

by Ezuro February 19, 2015

asterisked

Fame or achievement tarnished by either facts (steriods in Barry Bond's case) or sour grapes.

Barry Bond's record is asterisked thanks to his romance with Balco performance-enhancing products.

Don Shula wants the Pat's 19-0 season asterisked becuz they filmed the NY Jets defensive signals at the start of the 2007 season. Like no team has ever done something like that before, lol.

by MrSteve November 08, 2007

Asterisk

A ‘roidhead who is stupid enough to think he needs fake muscles to be good at sports.

That kid was such an asterisk I don’t even think he knew what he was doing to himself.

by tinyvictories September 05, 2008

asterisk action

An action that takes place on a forum or message board to indicate, normally in third person, that the character being controlled by the poster has done an action. These actions are placed in a set of asterisks. If in response to someone's post, that normally means that they are the direct object of that action.

Not to be confused with asterisk expression. Asterisk expressions run along the lines of: *sigh* *cough* or *sneeze* If you were to add an "s" to any of those, it would be an action.

asterisk action
User: Hai guyz, what's going on?
*sits down*
I'm thirsty...
*grabs beer*

Troll: "LOL ur wrong im right"
User: *farts on*

Troll: What's an Atari and how the hell was it the "original" console? Xbox was the original console!
User: *punches face*
*shoots*

Troll: LOL launch missile!
*turns key*
User: *Kirk hand chop*
*kicks balls*

by MegamanTTEX November 19, 2010

Punching the Asterisk

To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.

She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.

My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020

Tirico Asterisk

Any time a sports team defeats another team with has one player or more who do not play due to injury or holdout.

The Lions win gets a Tirico asterisk because of no Chris Jones and no Travis Kelce.

by atreaux September 09, 2023

asterisk corrective

Chat-room operative used to corect a typo made in a previous post.

correct*

ChatroomTool123: There's no way that your information is corect!

ForumTroll69: Maybe you should use an asterisk corrective there, buddy.

ChatroomTool123: correct*

by trollington December 06, 2010