Asterisk is a hispanic slang for asshole, which is quite fun to use depending on the situation or moment it's being spoken.
You can tell about so since our assholes actually really look like an asterisk... yeah.
You can tell about so since our assholes actually really look like an asterisk... yeah.
For instance:
Damon: Man, do you really like small ones?
Rob: Yes.
Damon: Oh great, i know this girl and i'll introd---
Rob: Because the big ones break my asterisk.
Damon: Oh for f*cks sake Rob.
Damon: Man, do you really like small ones?
Rob: Yes.
Damon: Oh great, i know this girl and i'll introd---
Rob: Because the big ones break my asterisk.
Damon: Oh for f*cks sake Rob.
by Ezuro February 19, 2015
Barry Bond's record is asterisked thanks to his romance with Balco performance-enhancing products.
Don Shula wants the Pat's 19-0 season asterisked becuz they filmed the NY Jets defensive signals at the start of the 2007 season. Like no team has ever done something like that before, lol.
Don Shula wants the Pat's 19-0 season asterisked becuz they filmed the NY Jets defensive signals at the start of the 2007 season. Like no team has ever done something like that before, lol.
by MrSteve November 8, 2007
by tinyvictories September 5, 2008
An action that takes place on a forum or message board to indicate, normally in third person, that the character being controlled by the poster has done an action. These actions are placed in a set of asterisks. If in response to someone's post, that normally means that they are the direct object of that action.
Not to be confused with asterisk expression. Asterisk expressions run along the lines of: *sigh* *cough* or *sneeze* If you were to add an "s" to any of those, it would be an action.
Not to be confused with asterisk expression. Asterisk expressions run along the lines of: *sigh* *cough* or *sneeze* If you were to add an "s" to any of those, it would be an action.
asterisk action
User: Hai guyz, what's going on?
*sits down*
I'm thirsty...
*grabs beer*
Troll: "LOL ur wrong im right"
User: *farts on*
Troll: What's an Atari and how the hell was it the "original" console? Xbox was the original console!
User: *punches face*
*shoots*
Troll: LOL launch missile!
*turns key*
User: *Kirk hand chop*
*kicks balls*
User: Hai guyz, what's going on?
*sits down*
I'm thirsty...
*grabs beer*
Troll: "LOL ur wrong im right"
User: *farts on*
Troll: What's an Atari and how the hell was it the "original" console? Xbox was the original console!
User: *punches face*
*shoots*
Troll: LOL launch missile!
*turns key*
User: *Kirk hand chop*
*kicks balls*
by MegamanTTEX November 19, 2010
To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.
She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.
My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
Any time a sports team defeats another team with has one player or more who do not play due to injury or holdout.
by atreaux September 9, 2023
ChatroomTool123: There's no way that your information is corect!
ForumTroll69: Maybe you should use an asterisk corrective there, buddy.
ChatroomTool123: correct*
ForumTroll69: Maybe you should use an asterisk corrective there, buddy.
ChatroomTool123: correct*
by trollington December 6, 2010