Assshacked 

Identical twins who have been born conjoined by the buttox

Did u see the baby pic of Marlene's twins? They came out assshacked.

Assshacked by Winthrop Rutherford March 17, 2021

Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!

Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!

Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

asshacker 

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

asshacker by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Asswacked 

That feeling when all the illegals hit u at the one time and u sit there and come to the realisation that you are in fact asswacked

Man I’m asswacked in the abbey Boyle changing room will u giz us a lift home

Asswacked by Liltlover69 October 27, 2020

Asscracked 

When your walking down the street and a chick with a nice ass walks by you and you turn around so fast you snap your neck getting a good look at her ass

Jimmy "hey did you see that hot lady yesterday"

Fred "yeah I got Asscracked looking at that girl"

Asscracked by The3RDdimension July 3, 2014

assjacked 

To be beaten so badly in a game that the loser has to check to see if he still has an ass.

Man, the Raiders assjacked the Cowboys 45-3 yesterday!

assjacked by MackDaddyT May 1, 2006

Ass Shacked 

see, Butt Housed.

Walter: I feel like shit, me and Frank got completely Ass Shacked last night.

Ass Shacked by Luciferrodeo February 12, 2009