assisted suicide 

Assisted Suicide is part of the pro-choice political view. It allows the terminally ill to have the option of ending their life by being induced with a legal drug. Elderly that are NOT terminally ill but have some kind of disorder, etc, are considered for this option as well.

person 1: That man just found out he is going to die in 3 weeks.

person 2: Does he have the option of assisted suicide?

person 1: He asked, but they don't allow it here.

assisted suicide by Velma F. July 21, 2006

assisted suicide 

When you have your balls played with by another person while you jack off

(her) "I dont want to have sex" (him) "Well how about a little assisted suicide?"

assisted suicide by Travlin September 20, 2010

Assisted Suicide 

Code phrase for a murder that was staged to look like a suicide.

Person 1:
How did the victim die?

Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.

Assisted Suicide by JacoPirate February 14, 2010

Assisted Suicide

When youre spotting your bro while he benches while you sit on his face.

"Mark needed to get one last set in and I was desperate for human touch, so we agreed to an assisted suicide."

Assisted Suicide by SubaruSami April 15, 2026

assisted suicide wank 

A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!

My friend did a suicide wank and won!!! Minus point for being an assisted suicide wank kind!!

assisted suicide wank by DopeDoge May 13, 2020

accountant-assisted suicide

An elderly person's planning of his own death to correspond to when the money runs out.

I'm gonna commit accountant-assisted suicide way before I turn 90.

accountant-assisted suicide by brontosplachna January 4, 2014

assfisted suicide 

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.

No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.

assfisted suicide by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010