music characterized by long, seemingly never-ending episodes of jarring, dissonant, screechy "music", with a particularly heavy use of horn instruments.

jazz that is "assy", using "ass" as an adjective

"Dont Fear The Reaper" can always use more cowbell, but one never needs more horn in ass jazz.

Guy: "That noise is setting my teeth on edge. What is it?"
Girl: "Oh, that's just the ass jazz show on college radio.

Aslo, a common phrase associated with ass jazz is, "make it stop!"

ass jazz by Ed Melvinado March 18, 2010

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Ass Jazz

Unceasing diarrhea from subsequent food poisoning, over consumption of alcohol or general IBS (irritable bowel syndrome).

I ate some bad scallops when Ashley and I went to our favorite spot last night. I had ass jazz the entire next day.

Ass Jazz by Psym0nSayz December 8, 2018

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jazz ass

The high, tight and firm ass achieved through vigorous jazzercise classes. Jazz ass is particularly sculpted during jazz squares, hops, plies and grapevine moves. Jazz ass may also be used to refer to the deep pain in the ass muscles following these activities.

"Wow that babe has a banging jazz ass!"
"I better have jazz ass after all the shit I had to do in that class".
"Oh my god I have painful jazz ass this week thanks to the new instructor".

jazz ass by Gottalaughgirl November 24, 2013

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jazz hands ass

A way of describing a fatty ass that jiggles when a person walks.

Haha look at that jazz hands ass!

jazz hands ass by Robin Everett August 10, 2006

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assjazzle

A anus decorated with glitter and jewels similar to a vajazzle.

She rubbed her vajazzle on my butt so much I think i got a assjazzle!

assjazzle by remoraid May 16, 2011

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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