ass cream

cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.

Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.

Guy 2: Nice.

by Master bait December 4, 2007

ass cream

/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice

Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!

by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003

ass cream

medicine for hemorroids

I went through 16 tubes of ass cream

by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004

ass cream

Ice Cream , mostly the soft vanilla type

Yall pass da ass cream?

by Kafus Maximus January 29, 2007

ass cream

Function: abbreviation
"Assorted Creams"

The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.

by RyeBeachPharm February 5, 2010

ass cream

When their is cum/seamen in your bum.

Man i was so drunk last night that when i woke up i had ass cream i dont even know how

by ur bother June 3, 2010

ass cream

The art of being a dumb ass

trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.

by Dickwadd July 15, 2006