ass cough

The emanation of flatulance from one's ass, often accompanied by the elusive dingleberry.

General Norman Ass Cough demanded an immediate search for the mysterious terd burglar after being attacked in the officer's latrine.

by the mighty midget September 24, 2003

Nasty Ass Cough

A liquid fart during sex.

Yo, dat bitch ass coughed my dick.

by JohnnyG November 12, 2003

Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt

I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.

by n00b March 21, 2007