ass cough

The emanation of flatulance from one's ass, often accompanied by the elusive dingleberry.

General Norman Ass Cough demanded an immediate search for the mysterious terd burglar after being attacked in the officer's latrine.

by the mighty midget September 24, 2003

Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt

I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.

by n00b March 21, 2007

Nasty Ass Cough

A liquid fart during sex.

Yo, dat bitch ass coughed my dick.

by JohnnyG November 12, 2003

Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

by Mando76 April 24, 2021

ass couch

A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.

Not a whole lot, that dude over there just laughed so hard he shit a couch - Ass couch

by Bhoulio September 29, 2010

Couch ass

When a girl looks like she’s been sitting on the couch for to long and her ass looks bloated

That girl really has a couch ass. That thing looks bloated

by Nordic42 May 25, 2020

couch ass

A girl I used to work with at SilverCity whose ass was so big we called her couch ass, or sofa ass. Ahe had an ass you could sit on. We could never get by her at the candy bar, and always had to go all the way around the other way because her couch ass took up the entire aisle.

Couch ass was stocking the fridges with Gatorade, and I nearly sat on her, pulled her arm, and reclined on her like a La-Z-Boy.

by uncle_class January 27, 2004