ass comet 

A peice of toilet paper that is hanging out of the back of your pants (above the waistline) after you have gone to the bathroom.

When Joe came out of the Mens room he had about a 12" ass comet hanging out of his pants.

ass comet by PeeVee1 September 15, 2006

ass comet 

the act of soiling a carpet by dragging one's ass across it

I have to clean up after my dog's ass comet

ass comet by Eyz June 24, 2007

Come ass you are 

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P

Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.

Come ass you are by QuacksO December 29, 2022

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum 

A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.

The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum by MovieManiacX March 16, 2010

Piss come from my ass!!! 

Expletive spoken as a tic from a citizen of South Park with tourette's syndrome. While other residents had boring tics like snapping their fingers and grimacing, this particular man shouts various combinations of "piss come from my ass" in succession.

"Whats up, South Park guy!"

"Hi how are... p-p-PISS come from my ASSSS!!! Piss... Ass. Piss COME from my ASS!!!!!!!!!! ahem. excuse me, I meant how are you doing? ASS PISS ASSSSSS!!!!"

Piss come from my ass!!! by FattusB April 2, 2010

poop the come out of my ass 

Usually used to confuse someone, or degrade them, by saying that they are the poop the come out of my ass.

Phrase founded by a n00b on zenhexand now used by many.

Person1: Why do you not like me?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: I luv GC!!!
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: Are you listening?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

etc...

poop the come out of my ass by Shimmer March 6, 2005

Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass 

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.

When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.

Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022