ass chipping 

When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.

Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!

ass chipping by thejavakat October 30, 2014

ass chapping 

the action of chapping another persons ass. Thus making them very annoyed and pissed off

that thicc nibba took my virginity. he gave me a real good ass chapping.

ass chapping by boomerang man March 1, 2018

chapping ass 

Lagging; annoying; getting on your nerves

Dude, your really chapping ass... Get it together

chapping ass by shubosky March 18, 2015

chapping my ass 

An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.

(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)

chapping my ass by Willie Block May 23, 2009