Ass Beef

whenn you have large hairy moles around your poop shoot that resemble taco beef.

Dude!! look at that bitches ass beef! ahhhhhhh

by K&T&J August 01, 2006

big ass beef curtains

When a girls vagina is so loose it sags and claps

Jane must have big ass beef curtains

by bratchant May 21, 2015

beef-assed

Commonly mistaken as "B-fast" (breakfast), an occurrence in which a thick African-American male wraps his sizable genitalia in meat (preferably beef) and forcefully inserts it into a thin caucasian woman's anus, thus creating a gaping hole that will most likely contract salmonella.

Hey Barbara, wanna get b-fast? I'm on my way to IHOP.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.

by Lilb1tch May 02, 2017