Ass Jazz

Slang term for a fart or farting.
A subgenre of jazz that combines improvisation and the expression of shit-flavored air.

They were blown away by the ass jazz concert!

by the definition circuit February 28, 2021

America's Ass

Steve Rogers' ass.

That's it. That's the definition.

"Cap, that suit did nothing for your ass."

"As far as I'm concerned sir, that's America's ass!"

*fights his own self* "That is America's ass..."

by ticklesquad May 2, 2019

America's Ass

The ass of Captain America who represents America and therefore has the ass of America

Wow! America's Ass is swinging!

by The_Crimson_Chin April 26, 2019

Spain's ass

Spain's ass is a gift from the heavens! It is the best ass in the world. It don't matter if you think your ass is the best, no no. Spain's ass, is the best ass.

"Hey did you see that guys ass?"
"It was nice but it's no Spain's ass."

by hadesismyfather September 1, 2016

ass-circus

In normal usage, an association of assclowns; see Republican Party Republicans Trump Administration Fox News Hosts; known for exhibiting the most atrocious and egregious assclownish behavior.

However, some individuals within such associations are known for exhibiting such egregious assclownish behaviors in such extraordinary profusion and confusion that it must be inferred they are split-personalities or possessed by multiple assclown demons; see, for example: Sean Hannity Donald Trump Ivanka Trump Eric Trump Donald Trump Junior Senator McConnell or any member of the Republican Party, thus, it is proper usage to refer to these individuals as an ass-circus.

Jimmy Kinnel: "If I am an ass-clown, then you, sir Sean Hannity, are the whole ass-circus!"

by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

ass mad

as - (mad), Angry, Pissed, Irritated. Similar to 'butt hurt', only more so.

When Steve found out that I used his toothbrush, he got all ass mad.

All the traffic made me really ass mad this morning.

by DJ Raizer August 16, 2011

Ass Bats

Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.

Did you just touch my ass? No it must have been ass bats I think I saw one flying around earlier...

by Billy_ott October 25, 2012