ass-and-mouth disease

Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.

Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?

Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!

ass-and-mouth disease by PME InfoSource December 26, 2008

cum and ass mouth 

when you cum on a girls feet and then shit on her feet too and eat it off.. cum and ass mouth

i gave my girl a cum and ass mouth

cum and ass mouth by gabb asdd March 4, 2009

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth 

An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".

Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth by nepvll March 12, 2023

grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!

*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me”
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”

grab dick and ass month by lucascdf October 2, 2019

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH 

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!

girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH by hello yam November 30, 2020

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH 

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH by hello yam November 30, 2020