waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."
by geek.neo December 28, 2010
A ashort is a penis sucking leach that will fuck anything with a heartbeat (or without you never know) they usually spend every day by waking up and shouting on the floor
by Xoxodah July 03, 2022