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asdfghjklasdfghjkl 

you just slid your finger across the middle of your keyboard 2 times and ended up finding this, you must be very bored to even do this in class too or lonely at home... Get a girlfriend or a boyfriend
you are asdfghjklasdfghjkl (lonely)
asdfghjklasdfghjkl by __:D__ January 27, 2022

asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjkl 

you have slid your finger right 3 times on the middle row of your keyboard
*can't reach minimum word requirement on essay *types asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjkl in white

~!@#$%^&*()_+`1234567890-=qwertyuiop{}qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl:"asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm<>?zxcvbnm,./ 

LITERALLY every single possibility on a keyboard.
Tim: WHY IS THIS ON YOUR HISTORY!?
Bill: I was bored. So i typed in ~!@#$%^&*()_+`1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP{}qwertyuiopASDFGHJKL:"asdfghjkl;'ZXCVBNM<>?zxcvbnm,./

asdfghjklasdfghjklqwertyuiop 

stoooooooooooop asdfghjklasdfghjklqwertyuiop

asdfghjklsdfghjkldfghjklfghjklghjklhjkljklkll

friend 1:
im bored asdfghjklsdfghjkldfghjklfghjklghjklhjkljklkll
friend 2: HUH

asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjkl 

The sequel of asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjkl. You have slid your finger right 5 times on the middle row of your keyboard because asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjkl wasn't enough.
*teacher hands out even bigger essay than before
*goes to bottom of page and types asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjkl in white.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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