you just slid your finger across the middle of your keyboard 2 times and ended up finding this, you must be very bored to even do this in class too or lonely at home... Get a girlfriend or a boyfriend

you are asdfghjklasdfghjkl (lonely)

asdfghjklasdfghjkl by __:D__ January 27, 2022

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you have slid your finger right 3 times on the middle row of your keyboard

*can't reach minimum word requirement on essay *types asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjkl in white

asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjkl by luigikoopa87 January 14, 2021

~!@#$%^&*()_+`1234567890-=qwertyuiop{}qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl:"asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm<>?zxcvbnm,./

LITERALLY every single possibility on a keyboard.

Tim: WHY IS THIS ON YOUR HISTORY!?
Bill: I was bored. So i typed in ~!@#$%^&*()_+`1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP{}qwertyuiopASDFGHJKL:"asdfghjkl;'ZXCVBNM<>?zxcvbnm,./

~!@#$%^&*()_+`1234567890-=qwertyuiop{}qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl:"asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm<>?zxcvbnm,./ by Lordjermal March 3, 2018

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stop it get some help geez

stoooooooooooop asdfghjklasdfghjklqwertyuiop

asdfghjklasdfghjklqwertyuiop by wheener.boi September 30, 2020

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keep trying dude

friend 1:
im bored asdfghjklsdfghjkldfghjklfghjklghjklhjkljklkll
friend 2: HUH

asdfghjklsdfghjkldfghjklfghjklghjklhjkljklkll by reeee darcghdfk fw rf June 12, 2021

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The sequel of asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjkl. You have slid your finger right 5 times on the middle row of your keyboard because asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjkl wasn't enough.

*teacher hands out even bigger essay than before
*goes to bottom of page and types asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjkl in white.

asdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjklasdfghjkl by luigikoopa87 May 3, 2023

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026