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The act of arousing and perusing; mental masturbation with orgasmic ending; studying; enhancing the mind for personal growth.
What are you doing today? / I will be arusing to prepare for the exam on Monday.

I will aruse later today in hopes of a larger vocabulary.

She likes to aruse in a quiet environment with little to no disruption, so the library is an ideal location for her.
aruse by Curiousizing Females August 1, 2010
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ariseson 

Arise’Son (A-Rise-Sun) to self-illuminate the heavenly body; to move upward, ascend, elevate, to awaken the star within the central body of your solar system.
Kari: Hey Sis, wanna enjoy some quality time together while playing our favorite mobile games.

Ricki: Not now Sis, I’m studying for my SAT.
Kari: Say no more, AriseSon.
ariseson by Ricky Fort October 29, 2021

AriseSon 

Arise’Son (A-Rise-Sun) to self-illuminate the heavenly body; to move upward, ascend, elevate; to awaken the star within the central body of your solar system.
Kari: Hey Sis, wanna enjoy some quality time together while playing our favorite mobile games.

Ricki: Not now Sis, I’m studying for my SAT.
Kari: Say no more, AriseSon.
AriseSon by Ricky Fort October 26, 2021

Amuse-Bouche 

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
Amuse-Bouche by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Talking Through Your Arse 

This is slang from the UK although it is used in Australia as well and can be used in number ways:
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;
“Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

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Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

arse herpes 

Mary: “hey you bastard you’ve given me herpes
Dave: “most likely arse herpes”
arse herpes by Chrish77 August 3, 2019