arse over teakettle

To fall in an awkward manner, head over heels.

I fell arse over teakettle down the stairs.

by laddybuck May 18, 2016

watery arse

To be scared or frightened to do something. Or to be soft or weak

What? You won't jump of that! Ya watery arse!

by Tbonehardy May 3, 2016

arse dust

A cloud of dust blown from an arse, when a powerful fart is expelled.

Wow man, did you see that? That man has major arse dust.

by Stuhen June 28, 2017

an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 12, 2017