under armer

Surprisingly, not a sex move. In fact, it's just the misspelling of a clothing brand.

Guy 1: hi i just got under armer
Guy 2: niiiice

These two young fellows are actually speaking in real life, and Guy 2 is inherently unaware that Guy 1 misspelled the word whilst speaking, whenceforth making him unaware of the correct spelling for the rest of his short and agony-filled life.

by Phallus Audiation August 2, 2020

[One Armer]

When you wake up next to an unattractive girl alseep on your arm and you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.

Bruv who was that rotter i saw you with last night? She was a proper One Armer!!

by Wannis 1 December 24, 2008

[Two Armer]

The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your own arm off than wake her - With the Two Armer you chew your other arm off to make sure it never happens again.

Boi, that girl last night was a bushpig!!....a proper Two Armer!!

by Ollie T December 24, 2008