mary ann is a special kind of girl/woman...one minute the smokin' hot smoky seductress of your dirtiest dreams; the next, the giggly, guileless girl next door. She's sweet, sassy, enigmatic, with a come hither side glance that inspires your deepest, animal nature. She smells like cinnamon and sex. You want her endlessly. Lose yourself in her timeless gaze.
by Whatisis August 19, 2011
Just a person who's friendly loves to play and can't live without her friends or family. She can never not be funny unless she's sad but she's never sad she's always happy
Marie-Ann's are the best
by Anonymous0705 August 31, 2017
A woman who is a great carer of others. She loves nature so much you’ll catch her focusing on insects, flowers or storms.
She has a strong sense of humour and loves to laugh.
She has a strong sense of humour and loves to laugh.
She’s a keeper that Mary-Anne.
by Mamamaniac November 23, 2021
The most lazy person but at the same time the least lazy person. Loves unicorns. In times of good or bad she is always happy.
Mary-Ann is my favorite person ever!!
by Stitchlover248 February 16, 2018
The ultimate cock block. Farting while making out in human form. A Mary Ann will do at all possible to prevent you and your date from being alone or having a good time.
"So yeah, I got permission to go with my girlfriend on their camping trip, but I have to sit with a seat between us and sleep in a different tent with her brother."
"Oh shit, grab your shotgun. We've got a Mary Ann on our hands."
"Oh shit, grab your shotgun. We've got a Mary Ann on our hands."
by A Wise Advisor August 19, 2011
by Sumrandomdude23 May 28, 2022
A girl who creates fake evidence to cause drama because she’s attention deprived and wants her idol Melanie Martinez to lick her fish taco. Most likely runs a failed YouTube channel who she says she’ll start it up again, any day now, and has made up a fake identity to commit suicide so she could get attention for it.
Wow, a bunch of Mary-Anne Alyssa’s are spreading fake tweets of someone confessing to lying for fame.
by Imbitterandimproud April 28, 2018