mad animal pile

When 2 or more goofy pets pile up on you.

I sat down in my armchair, and before I knew it, my cats and pug were on top of me. I was in a mad animal pile

by katieemw95 March 30, 2020

Animal madness

Noun - an alcoholic beverage composed of all the types of liquor in the vicinity mixed and served in a measuring cup. (No measuring should take place) It is traditionally drank until the person drinking it can't take it anymore then filled back up to the top with Mountain Dew. Guaranteed to make you go alcohol insane.

Guy 1: Why are you drinking from a measuring cup?

Guy 2: Because that's the only way to drink Animal madness

Guy 1: why is it called animal madness?

Guy 2 hands the drink to guy 1, who continues to go alcohol insane.

by Derick TapMan November 1, 2011