Angry Starfish

A Starfish that is painfull due to a painfull shit. Usually the results from eating spicy food.

Dude, I have an angry starfish because of all the Cuban food I ate.

by Brian Hendricks August 12, 2004

Angry starfish

When your girl is acting up so you shoot your load in your hand, make a fist and shove it up your significant other. You then open your hand wide and paralyze them, making your hand look like and angry starfish.

Ck: yo my girls been a bitch recently. Any suggestions?
Freesh: Yeah... in the bedroom, just give them the elite ass, godtier, angry starfish

by Frrshawn January 3, 2020