andy rooney

A mean, cynical yet hilarious old man on "60 minutes". He does a commentary at the end but it's more like 5 minutes of an old grumpy man complaining...comic gold I'd say.

"You know what bothers me? (Insert 5 minutes of ranting)"

andy rooney by RobK June 30, 2005

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andy rooney

A really long hair that sticks out of your eyebrow.

I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror, and I had an Andy Rooney shooting out of my eyebrow that reached halfway up my forehead.

andy rooney by Juliano July 23, 2007

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andy rooney

a 90 year old man who is alloted 5 minutes of tv time everyday on 60 minutes, where he's able to bitch and moan about the 1st thing that comes to mind. otherwise known as the possessor of the greatest job in the world.

andy rooney was angry that the fast food joint got his order wrong, so he did a segment about the poor quality of minimum wage labor

andy rooney by Hong King Kong January 6, 2008

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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