its the mixture of a lil bit of shit and cum on your dick after you pull out of a chicks ass, that looks a bit like butter.
by psychopathic ninja May 24, 2008
its fuckin diarrhea after your wipe your ass and get shit all over your ass
because i can't beleive its not butter
because i can't beleive its not butter
by WhitePower's November 22, 2006
when you shit in someones ass. at least one must be male. a third person is optional. if there is a third person, he/she takes it up the ass while sucking one of the dicks. Kind of like an anal love triangle.
by Mr Legend November 02, 2006
after you take a shit and the piss filled water splashed up on your ass and you just get up without wiping leaves a strange rash and a nasty smell and slimy substance that squishes between your ass crack when your walking
by joey lucisano October 20, 2004
by galacticdonkeyrape June 14, 2010
The really annoying substance that resides along the greater part of the 12" crack of your ass. It is produced usually on a really really hot day, when you sweat, and wearing some really tight pants. It is a mixture of feces particles (dingle berries), sweat, and dried skin. It leaves a very strange, stinging, and burning sensation around the bunghole... resulting in the need to find a bathroom, ASAP. Upon wiping this "anal butter", brings quite a relief to the area immediately. Will also leave a really nice skid mark on your underwear, which sometimes requires the immediate disposal of the garment, and to just go "commando" for the rest of the day.
Rob: Dude Why you walking like that?
Brah: Man, i dunno... I think i got a bad case of Anal Butter. Can we hit up the starbucks bathroom with the quicks?
Brah: Man, i dunno... I think i got a bad case of Anal Butter. Can we hit up the starbucks bathroom with the quicks?
by Shady_Ass_Rob September 28, 2011
When you just take a huge dump, but theres still a bunch of shit in your ass, and you have absolutely no way of getting rid of it besides getting a bunch of toilet paper and scoopin that shit out by hand, which has about the same consistancy as smooth butter.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"I took a little shit, but it turns out there was some anal butter"
"I took a little shit, but it turns out there was some anal butter"
by Send Help June 04, 2007