amingaged 

Pronounced as a question, 'am-i-ngaged?' When a female proposes to a male in a relationship. The male accepts the marriage proposal from his female mate. But, the female wonders the whole time before the marriage,'am-i-ngaged?' Often comparing her amingagement with her fiance to romance novels and Hollywood stars amingagements.

Her uncontrollable feeling of 'amingaged' turned her wedding vows from, 'for better and for worse' to 'for better or divorce.'

After the divorce was final and the papers were filed. The male enjoyed a long life, while experiencing a much deserved perfect story book ending. Happily Ever After.

amingaged by unreconcillinu December 27, 2011

AminBased 

The best dude to ever fucking exist, like literally bro

person: uh hey AminBased
AminBased: its okay (person) you can call me Based

AminBased by anonymous May 5, 2023

amandageddon

The complete and utter destruction of a home

Your life was perfect until you experienced the amandageddon

amandageddon by Hilllllllllllls January 4, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012