Person 1: "Dave just asked me if Japan is part of China... He's 37."
Person 2: "Now that's some American Intelligence."
Person 2: "Now that's some American Intelligence."
by Aussie_banter January 04, 2019
Get the American Intelligence mug.N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'
( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!
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Get the American Intelligence mug.Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.
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