Pico from Pico's School
by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin April 26, 2021
by Thereal definitions in here March 6, 2019
Having a sexual orientation that is indeterminable by others.
Jan: Don't worry, bro. You'll find a girl some day.
John: Ok.
(later)
John: Dude, Jan thinks I'm totally straight.
Jack: Don't worry, you seem pretty gay to me with that coat on.
John: Ok.
(later)
John: I just don't understand. Why are people assuming I'm gay or straight based on my gender or my clothes?
God: Don't worry, son. It's ignorance and stereotypes. Everyone is sexually ambiguous until you check out their internet history, or unless you're me. Bi.
John: Ok.
(later)
John: Dude, Jan thinks I'm totally straight.
Jack: Don't worry, you seem pretty gay to me with that coat on.
John: Ok.
(later)
John: I just don't understand. Why are people assuming I'm gay or straight based on my gender or my clothes?
God: Don't worry, son. It's ignorance and stereotypes. Everyone is sexually ambiguous until you check out their internet history, or unless you're me. Bi.
by killa wharl December 8, 2015
A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.
You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"
You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"
by Smurf May 4, 2007
A euphemism for describing someone who lacks morals or changes their morals to suit their needs, typically a shady businessman, graft politician or one involved in illegal activities.
Tom: Doesn't Dick have a problem selling drugs to kids?
Harry: Nah, he's businessman... plus it helps that he's 'morally ambiguous.'
Tom: Oh, cool. Wanna burn one?
Harry: Nah, he's businessman... plus it helps that he's 'morally ambiguous.'
Tom: Oh, cool. Wanna burn one?
by Trae Hova November 1, 2007
This romantic ambiguity is often reflected in conversations with people who are single.
When asked to define their romantic status, they give answers like, "Well, it's sort of up in the air ..." and "It's really complicated!" and "How much time do you have?" and "I would define it as, hmm, dating? Ish? Dating-ish?"
When asked to define their romantic status, they give answers like, "Well, it's sort of up in the air ..." and "It's really complicated!" and "How much time do you have?" and "I would define it as, hmm, dating? Ish? Dating-ish?"
by Aries Man April 18, 2014
A process that occurs within a relationship (especially a romantic one) in which someone intentionally commits conflicting actions to make the other person unsure of what the relationship actually is. The point of intentional ambiguity is to keep the other person in relationship purgatory, to lure them in with the possibility of a relationship without making any actual commitments. Intentional ambiguity is when a girl texts you every day for a week straight, then suddenly ghosts you only to text you again a week later asking you for something.
Chloe has been dating 5 different guys on and off for the past year, but hasn't committed to any of them, Chloe has mastered intentional ambiguity.
by VitaliMaliarov17 October 12, 2021