amanda syndrome 

The shock and horror that a straight man feels when he goes to fuck the beautiful chick who has been blowing him for 6 months only to pull down her pants and find a penis in front of his face.

"You're a dude!"

"That's why I chose the name AMANDA, because I'm a man -- duh!"

What's the matter with Michael?

He's suffering from Amanda Syndrome. Turns out blowjob Kelly is a dude.

amanda syndrome by Peter Phil McCracken March 10, 2009

Amanda Bynes syndrome 

when a child star loses everything as an adult when they can't tell fiction from fact; there is no cure

Lindsay Lohan is one of many former child stars who has suffered from Amanda Bynes syndrome.

Amanda Bynes syndrome by AdolfHitler69 February 19, 2015

Aranda Syndrome

Loss of coordination to the most extreme level. The inability to not fall over and look like a complete retard.

Random 1 - "I just had this uncontrollable urge to fall over and act like a complete retard"
Random 2 - "Yeah. Aranda Syndrome. It happens to the best of us..."

Aranda Syndrome by Unknown-Infinity August 25, 2006