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(Pronounced - all- tea- ph) Inquisitive, smart, sassy and loves to insert himself into special interest (Jewish, Gaelic, Latin) groups for sexual exploitation. His colored contact lenses make every gender melt. But his arms are those of Hercules and his dance moves make straight men gay.
I was altif’d last night.
altif by Leandruh October 19, 2018
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AntiFacebooker 

When you don't want to be pressured into joining Facebook... for any reason. You are an AntiFacebooker!
Please don't keep asking me to join Facebook. I am an AntiFacebooker! If I don't call you, text you or e-mail you... I don't care about you!
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Otabek Altin 

Professional figure skater from Kazakhstan from the anime Yuri on Ice. GPF Bronze Medalist but was removed from ranking after JJ sold his ass to a judge. Easily the most attractive character in the anime. Rides a motorcycle (check), leather jacket (check), strong, silent type (check). 110% sex machine bad boy with a heart of gold.
Holy fuck, is that Otabek Altin? My panties feel wet already.
Otabek Altin by Akibananya June 13, 2017
The mean way to make a newbie quit on windows computers
Newbie: how do i ____?
Dick: Alt+F4
Newbie *quits and is discouraged to play and leaves which slowly makes the community only pros making new people steer away and eventually killing the game as a marketable object*
Alt+F4 by Sleepy_Nerd June 12, 2015
Alifya is the most kindhearted person out there. You are very lucky to be her friend becuase she will always make you feel important. If your one of her best friends know that she will listen to all your stories she will always be there for you and she will never let you down. She's those friends that will always be there, no matter the distance. She will facetime u almost all the time and she knows when somethings wrong. She is very tustworthy and loyal. She will also be the perfect girlfriend...she will steal your heart and make you feel so special you never want to leave her.
Omg do you know Alifya?

Ya shes so sweet and trustworthy.

Shes the bestfriend everyone wants❤
Alifya by Emily12345678910 September 29, 2018
Life saver, Used in computer classes to close windows to save you from being caught doing you aren't supposed to
Guy 1: "Psst! the teacher's coming this way!"
Guy 2: "Alt+F4 Alt+F4!!!!!!
ALT+F4 by ThePhasePhantom November 27, 2012
The biggest life changing function in Windows. Used to close Chrome in Computer Science classes. It is also used in online classes to mute the volume of teacher. Thanks Microsoft for this stuff
My teacher asked me to volume down and I told him to press Alt+F4. I escaped from an online class
Alt+F4 by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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