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(Pronounced - all- tea- ph) Inquisitive, smart, sassy and loves to insert himself into special interest (Jewish, Gaelic, Latin) groups for sexual exploitation. His colored contact lenses make every gender melt. But his arms are those of Hercules and his dance moves make straight men gay.
I was altif’d last night.
altif by Leandruh October 19, 2018
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AntiFacebooker 

When you don't want to be pressured into joining Facebook... for any reason. You are an AntiFacebooker!
Please don't keep asking me to join Facebook. I am an AntiFacebooker! If I don't call you, text you or e-mail you... I don't care about you!
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Otabek Altin 

Professional figure skater from Kazakhstan from the anime Yuri on Ice. GPF Bronze Medalist but was removed from ranking after JJ sold his ass to a judge. Easily the most attractive character in the anime. Rides a motorcycle (check), leather jacket (check), strong, silent type (check). 110% sex machine bad boy with a heart of gold.
Holy fuck, is that Otabek Altin? My panties feel wet already.
Otabek Altin by Akibananya June 13, 2017
The mean way to make a newbie quit on windows computers
Newbie: how do i ____?
Dick: Alt+F4
Newbie *quits and is discouraged to play and leaves which slowly makes the community only pros making new people steer away and eventually killing the game as a marketable object*
Alt+F4 by Sleepy_Nerd June 12, 2015
Alifya is the most kindhearted person out there. You are very lucky to be her friend becuase she will always make you feel important. If your one of her best friends know that she will listen to all your stories she will always be there for you and she will never let you down. She's those friends that will always be there, no matter the distance. She will facetime u almost all the time and she knows when somethings wrong. She is very tustworthy and loyal. She will also be the perfect girlfriend...she will steal your heart and make you feel so special you never want to leave her.
Omg do you know Alifya?

Ya shes so sweet and trustworthy.

Shes the bestfriend everyone wants❤
Alifya by Emily12345678910 September 29, 2018
Life saver, Used in computer classes to close windows to save you from being caught doing you aren't supposed to
Guy 1: "Psst! the teacher's coming this way!"
Guy 2: "Alt+F4 Alt+F4!!!!!!
ALT+F4 by ThePhasePhantom November 27, 2012
The biggest life changing function in Windows. Used to close Chrome in Computer Science classes. It is also used in online classes to mute the volume of teacher. Thanks Microsoft for this stuff
My teacher asked me to volume down and I told him to press Alt+F4. I escaped from an online class
Alt+F4 by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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