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alley fucker 

a bitch who will go anywhere to fuck a married man. Usually the bedtime fun will be in cheap hotels, road trips with her man and of course the blow job in the alley behind his house while the wife sleeps. The alley fucker can easily be found in most chat rooms.
I got my slut coming over for a fuck. She is one nasty alley fucker. will suck at work (parking garage) and will show her ass for a smile.She will believe anything I say...what a alley fucker !
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fucker alley

1. Slang for a place or area that you live, work at, or go to school to and you are surrounded by people who have no conception of what life, reality, and thinking for themselves is about.

2. A term used when remembering certain times and places in life that weren't a complete waste but because of some element or reason life was made harder for you or others.
"Last night I was looking through a yearbook... Taking a trip down memory lane or as I like to call it... fucker alley!.."
fucker alley by johnbuck283a September 10, 2005

Back Alley Dumpster Fucked 

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026