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alisdaire

A fart you hold in that subsequently erupts inside of your body. Usually occurs when you're in a situation when you don't want somebody to hear you fart.

"I didn't want to fart in front of my boyfriend's parents, so I alisdaired instead."
"Good thing I alisadaired or else I would have sharted."

by poopkitten March 27, 2012