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A false story told by an alibi, an invention by a co-conspirator to mask the truth of someone's whereabouts.
In truth, Mr. Jones was using his lunch break to sleep with Ms. Coopers, but his secretary knowingly aliblied to Mrs. Jones, telling her Mr. Jones was playing a game of golf with his boss.
Later, Mr. Jones thanked his secretary for the aliblie.
Aliblie by OrayngoHawkWolf February 11, 2013
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Nicknamed after the infamous "H.M.S. Bounty mutiny" captain, this is a supposedly-exonerating tale/explanation of one's intentions/whereabouts/circumstances while in possession/command of a sailing-vessel, the narrative is intended to prove one's innocence with regards to being overdue, damage to the ship, loss of crew/cargo, etc.
The captain of the "ghost ship" that Laurel and Hardy signed on to would sure need one heck of an alibligh to explain to his superiors why he had even **fewer** crew-members aboard his ship on his return-journey than the pathetic few number of sailors that he'd started out with (due to Arthur Houseman's character --- the lanky dim-witted drunkard --- being hauled off by his estranged wife, and the "new" i.e., "shanghaied" sailors' diving off the side of the ship in terror when they catch sight of the whitewash-soaked Houseman and believe he is a ghost), especially since he had been making a concerted effort to acquire additional hands at the sailors' tavern when he'd first run into "The Boys" sometime earlier.
alibligh by QuacksO June 28, 2018
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A black nigga with a giant ass forehead some call him Abdi , he’s quite smart but he’s dadless but loves to play roblox and valorant.
Gotta be like an alibile
alibile by Donkomo October 2, 2022
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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