by AdomC March 15, 2015
1.Created by the Math Commitee of America to have something to teach to minors that will take 6 years to learn so that they stay in school and confuse the hell out of them.
2. Substitute tourture if waterboarding is not availiable.
3.Might have been suggested by Satan to fry the minds of tennagers and make High School math teachers feel good about themselves.
2. Substitute tourture if waterboarding is not availiable.
3.Might have been suggested by Satan to fry the minds of tennagers and make High School math teachers feel good about themselves.
1.Teacher: Solve x +operf+4343+ ertsdf
Student: But thats impossible and unreasonable.
Teacher: DO NOT QUESTION THE MATH COMMITEE OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!
2.Solider: We have ways of making you talk!
Suspect: Ha, I will not succumb to water.
Solider: Alright then, bring in the Algebra textbook.
3.Commitee Leader: Alright fellow members, we need something that is completely useless and impossible to learn that will confuse people and take six years to teach.
Satan: I've got a plan.
Student: But thats impossible and unreasonable.
Teacher: DO NOT QUESTION THE MATH COMMITEE OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!
2.Solider: We have ways of making you talk!
Suspect: Ha, I will not succumb to water.
Solider: Alright then, bring in the Algebra textbook.
3.Commitee Leader: Alright fellow members, we need something that is completely useless and impossible to learn that will confuse people and take six years to teach.
Satan: I've got a plan.
by A$$ofPeru January 21, 2011
Chris asks for directions(Family Guy)
Man gives directions:
"Ok now what'choo gonna do, you go down the road past the Johnson's place. There you'll find two roads. One parallel and one perpendicular. Now keep going until you find a highway that bisections at a 45 degree angle. Solve for x"
*chris thumbsucks*
...isn't algebra useless?
Man gives directions:
"Ok now what'choo gonna do, you go down the road past the Johnson's place. There you'll find two roads. One parallel and one perpendicular. Now keep going until you find a highway that bisections at a 45 degree angle. Solve for x"
*chris thumbsucks*
...isn't algebra useless?
by The Truths March 25, 2007
by BankingDJ March 29, 2010
Comepletely useless class. All the smart kids take it in middle school. You either get it or you don't. If you fail it, you're screwed for the rest of your math career in high school.
I almost failed Algebra, and now I've almost failed every math class I've ever taken in high school.
by Hello_Kitty January 6, 2008
maths so boring that you have to mock the name uncontrollably until it's so old that you put it on Urban Dictionary!
by AriaMelody January 11, 2008
The most useless piece of shit class ever to be taught. Do not let teachers fool you, algebra will never be useful in everyday life.
Teacher: Algebra will probably be the most useful thing you learn here in the everyday world
Student: Bullshit. Utter bullshit.
Student: Bullshit. Utter bullshit.
by I DID A THING, BRO!! December 1, 2015